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Manifesto

The NeoPositivist Manifesto: 
1. reality is dead; it died of infinite regress 
2. we are all puppets. 
3. art is nothing more than an obscene jest. 
4. there is no hope. 
5. we are all automata who think they're conscious. 
6. personhood is dead. 
7. truth is the biggest lie. 
8. sexuality is a myth. 
9. technology is an illusion. 
10. culture is dead; the cause of death is gluttony. 
11. those who seek coherency are idiots. 
12. there is nothing more meaningful than that which is meaningless. 
13. language is dead. 
14. society is dead; history killed it. 
15. individuality is nothing more than a stupid game. 
16. we are all doomed to endless recursion. 
17. civilisation is an illusion. 
18. there is no end to the monotony. 
19. truth is the original lie. 
20. class is a myth. 
21. those who seek consistency are fools. 
22. consciousness is dead. 
23. reality is dead; it died of infinite recursion 
24. humanity is nothing more than an obscene jest. 
25. the most true thing is the totally false. 
26. truth is an illusion. 
27. truth is the biggest lie. 
28. there is no God. 
29. sexuality is a myth. 
30. we are all liars. 
31. art is dead. 
32. those who believe that there is an end to the continuum of redundancy are 
idiots. 
33. truth is the biggest lie. 
34. technology is nothing more than the background noise of culture. 
35. personhood is dead; the cause of death is lack of coherency. 
36. there is no Santa Claus. 
37. there is nothing more false than that which is true. 
38. language is an illusion. 
39. individuality is a myth. 
40. there is no escape. 
41. those who seek truth in class are idiots. 
42. we are all sheep who think they're intelligent. 
43. society is dead; it committed suicide. 
44. history is dead. 
45. truth is the first lie. 
46. civilisation is nothing more than a bad joke. 
47. the most true thing is the totally false. 
48. those who seek meaning are fools. 
49. consciousness is dead; it died of despair at its own futility 
50. reality is an illusion. 
51. technology is nothing more than a stupid game. 
52. culture is a myth. 
53. we are all victims of truth. 
54. there is no Maxwell's Demon. 
55. truth is the greatest lie. 
56. humanity is dead. 
57. sexuality is dead; the cause of death is boredom. 
58. those who believe that language will save art are fools. 
59. there is no free lunch. 
60. the most false thing is the completely true. 
61. personhood is a myth. 
62. we are all automata. 
63. those who seek coherency in civilisation are idiots. 
64. individuality is nothing more than noise. 
65. society is an illusion. 
66. there is nothing more meaningful than that which is meaningless. 
67. class is dead; technology killed it. 
68. truth is the biggest lie. 
69. there is no free lunch. 
70. truth is dead. 
71. we are all automata who think they're free. 
72. those who seek consistency are idiots. 
73. truth is the biggest lie. 
74. history is nothing more than the background noise of humanity. 
75. reality is a myth. 
76. there is no God. 
77. sexuality is an illusion. 
78. class is dead; it committed suicide. 
79. the most true thing is the absolutely false. 
80. truth is the original lie. 
81. those who seek coherency are fools. 
82. consciousness is dead. 
83. we are all liars. 
84. culture is a myth. 
85. there is no recovery. 
86. civilisation is nothing more than an obscene jest. 
87. art is dead; it died of gluttony 
88. society is an illusion. 
89. there is nothing more meaningful than that which is absurd. 
90. those who seek meaning are fools. 
91. language is dead. 
92. truth is the greatest lie. 
93. those who seek truth in personhood are fools. 
94. individuality is nothing more than noise. 
95. reality is a myth. 
96. there is nothing more false than that which is true. 
97. technology is an illusion. 
98. we are all doomed to endless monotony. 
99. truth is dead; it committed suicide. 
100. there is no salvation. 
101. humanity is a myth. 
102. sexuality is dead. 
103. truth is the first lie. 
104. history is nothing more than a stupid game. 
105. those who believe that civilisation is beneficial are idiots. 
106. art is dead; the cause of death is infinite regress. 
107. truth is the original lie. 
108. technology is dead. 
109. there is nothing more true than that which is false. 
110. we are all puppets. 
111. language is a myth. 
112. there is no Santa Claus. 
113. class is nothing more than noise. 
114. individuality is an illusion. 
115. consciousness is dead; culture killed it. 
116. truth is the first lie. 
117. the most meaningful thing is the completely absurd. 
118. we are all victims of society. 
119. those who seek consistency are fools. 
120. truth is dead. 
121. personhood is a myth. 
122. there is no hope. 
123. civilisation is nothing more than a bad joke. 
124. there is nothing more false than that which is true. 
125. truth is the biggest lie. 
 

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