Braggadocio
I kidnapped the future and ransomed it for the past, I made *God* wait up for me to bleed my pterodactyl! I've packed the brownies of the bodiless fiends, I leak the Plague from my guts, opiates are the *mass* of my religion, *I pay no taxes!* But *Yip, yip, YEEEEEEE!* let the alien jews bear witness! I'm the last remaining Homo Correctus, who'll try to blow me down? I am the bigfooted devil of Level 14, I am the last remaining Homo Correctus! I circumcize space monsters with my teeth and make 'em leave a tip; I change tires with my *tongue* and my *tool*! Now give me some more of...

