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THE FOLLOWING CONTENT IS MEANT FOR HUMANS


To contact me via Google Voice, follow the easy instructions.

This is a free call from anywhere in the USA from a land line (cellular calls will be charged according to the caller's cellular agreement).

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☜  Click this rectangle or fill in the form to call me. ☞
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Both fields are required, or it won't work.
If you see "ok=true" after you hit "Connect", your phone should ring almost immediately.


How this works is that you'll put your name and phone number in the appropriate fields and click "Connect".
At this time, Google will ring your telephone (the number you put in the field) to make sure you're home. When you answer your phone, the computerized lady will say "Press 1 to connect your call", so press 1 and the system will call me and connect us.

This makes it a free incoming call (not including cell phone minutes)


** HINT ** If you dont see the "appropriate fields", you'll need to click the image.
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